Certificate of Death

We here at TRME are sincerely sorry for being lazy in our postings recently; that is why we thought it best to officially close this blog. We feel it not fare to our fans that we keep slacking off (besides the staff numbers have increasingly decreased since last month), so consider this the final post of The Random Mind Exchange. If you do not believe this news, as we didn't think you would, we have hired an official munchkin coroner; this is what he had to say:

The End.

Somewhere Over The Internet

For all who care, I have recently posted the "RANDOM TOP FIVE FIVE LISTS OF JULY, 2005" somewhere (could be anywhere) on the internet. Your job is to find it. Go.





















Judy Garland (Dorthy from the Wizard of Oz) might have been able to help you, however she now rests in peace. The best we could muster is her daughter, Liza Minelli, who wishes you luck, however it's all you get, and a lot of help that is.

The White Tomb

Well, as many as you may have noticed, we here at TRME have successfully dispelled of the Random viruses! This would normally be cause for some celebration, however, in light of recent Potterian events, we only feel it necessary to give an homage to the best character ever created by man (or in this case woman). If you have no intention of seeing who dies in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince I suggest not clicking the following link because it will only take you to:

The White Tomb

The End As We Know It?

Greetings, everyone! I know that it has been a dreadfully long time since the last magnanimous post of TRME, but I assure you that we at TRME were doing our best to get rid of the random glitches and viruses which seemed to infect our random blog account. Let us celebrate our unanticipated victory with a chorus of brightly coloured glockenspiel!



Oh dear, it appears that our randomness is still being infected. We cannot guarantee that anything else is going to go well, but this post must be completed or we will lose our already bordering non-existant funding from Kraft Foods, our oh so important sponser!

Wait a second, that isn't the kraft logo. Oh well...gulp...the show must go on!
Now, we must finish what we sent out to do! THE COMBINED RANDOM TOP FIVE Five lISTS OF MAY And june 2005. Oh no, I can't control it any longer, it has taken over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prepare FORRRRrrr randOm APOCALYPTIC chaos! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
SPOOLS ARE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!

HAIL SWEDISH CHEF! ......

OH NO, AN EGYTIAN GOD CARD!

GOOGLE'S Epitome of Weird:

The MOST intelligent being of the universe, and no one can even read what he's saying!

THIS BLOG WILL PERISH ETERNALLY IN THE FIRES OF PREDICTABLENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Click here to hear maniacal laugh?*

Concerning The New

Well, quite recently I've got fed up with people looking into the past and constantly talking about what they did, or how their life has been so fortunate recently. Enough of that, and so today's post is completely Concerning The New. Well, for starters, and most importantly, we (The World) shall soon have a new Apprentice winner! Will it be Kendra or Tana? I personally hope it is Kendra for reasons that have occurred in the past, and which, in consequence, I will not utter now. Anywho, also on the upcoming list of my life is none other than HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooooh, I can hardly wait until July 16th! Other new things consist of:

• Myself deciding to end my TRME Empire that I recently wished to expand, and keeping it to a small, quaint and random blog
• Disneyland adding two new attractions (Finding Nemo, and Monsters Inc)
• All new episodes of Survivor, American Idol, and The Apprentice this week
• The animal (see pic 4)

Well, that's about it for today. So sorry for the rather short post, however, I thought I'd give your brains a break from reading my recent excruciatingly long blurbs in the past. Oh yes, one last reminder, always remember to check in to see the recent posts, because you never know what's new and exciting heading your way!

P.S. For A Closer look at the last picture click here. I got it from Disneyland, where else?

RANDOM TOP FIVE FIVE LISTS of April 2005

That's right ladies and gentlemen, the time has come for the recital of the slightly more anticipated, and sort of well known RANDOM TOP FIVE FIVE LISTS of April 2005. But before we begin, I see it fitting for one tiddlybit of randomness, and how else can that be achieved, but with none-other than with a quote of course. Here it is:
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Oh, how true it is. Anyhow, wwithout further ado, I present you with...the lists.

List 1: Top Five Least Favorite Cartoon Characters
!) Babar
@) Dora the Explorer
#) Bob the Builder
$) All the stereotypical parents of the children/characters that are whisked away on crazy whirl-wind adventures.
%) Salad Fingers (Too weird)

List 2: TV Shows that were Cancelled that Should be Brought Back
!) Pippi Longstocking
@) The Old Batman
#) Whose Line is it Anyway
$) Captain Planet
%) The Real Adventures of Alice and Wonderland

List 3: Top Five Favorite Shakespeare Plays
!) MacBeth
@) Hamlet
#) The Tempest
$) A Midsummer Night's Dream
%) Romeo and Juliet

List 4: The Top Five Most Useless Inventions
!) The Butter-Stick
@) Womens Detachable Heels for Shoes
#) Back Scratcher T-Shirt
$) Chew Counter (Similar to Pedometer, only it counts the number of times you chew)
%) The Spinning Ice Cream Cone (Spins the Ice Cream for You)

List 5: The Top Five Stupidest Things People Have Ever Done
!) Banned Song of the South in North America
@) Replace Bugs Bunny with Buzz Bunny
#)Critisize Disneyland
$) Publish Books on how to Write Books
%) Create the Ride Van Helsing in Universal Studios

Well, there you have it. Another successful month of not forgetting to publish the TOP FIVE FIVE RANDOM LISTS. I would really love to stay and chat, but I have to go and warn people that the beginning theme song in the Molly Maguires is acutally more catchy than you think it is during the start of the film. Cherrio to everyone, especially Woody Woodpecker!

Churros Galore!

Well, well, well, it's good to be home! Now most of you know (or have guessed) that I have been home for quite some time now, however, upon arriving back at my abode I was greeted with a surprising amount of business that simply had to be taken care of. For instance, it was of the utmost importance of mine to get all four foreign and not so foreign versions of the Pippi Longstocking theme, as well as tie up the loose ends of all my other pressing matters. It grieved me to have to be away from all of the anxiously awaiting TRME paparazzi, but sometimes business must take priority. I do hope that you enjoyed my hired replacement while I was gone, and you might have also noticed that here and there I would check in and leave little comments (I'm never far away from an internet connection). Anywho, I'm sure that everyone is dying to get the "inside scoop", if you will, on my long awaited vacation, and my not-so long awaited return. I'm also sure that you want to skip all of the boring, tourist-y things, so I shall skip all of that and get right down to the real stories that I have to share. Where to begin...?

Random Log

Day 1 - I dream of what I shall do in Day 2

Day 2 - I board a small Person Carrier (aka Aircraft) named Air Canada: Jazz. It is much smaller than I thought it would be, and I am slightly frightened when the engine starts and the entire plane vibrates worse than a cheap love bed in Motel 6. The male stewardess is a bit grumpy, and reminds me of the butler on the "Adam's Family". After plane levels off, things are smooth sailing. Spend the rest of the day flying on various other aircrafts.

Day 3 - Took a 3-in-1 tour of San Diego (included harbor, Tijuana, and Old Town). While at Hotel Del, noticed a tea-party, and wanted to join... wasn't allowed. Tour guide reminded me of a more portly Gene Wilder. Ate at a Grotto.

Day 4 - Seaworld. Got soaked in Atlantas. Got soaked in Rapids. Generally got soaked. Saw cool animals.

Day 5 - Went shopping in huge out-door mall. Bought tones of DVDs. Saw a really nice mini-t.v. at "New Styles and Fashions" kiosk...upon closer inspection it wasn't as nice as a T.V. as I had originally thought.

Day 6 - Returned to Old town and learned that back in the day boys were punished harsher if they were playing cards than if they were harassing a girl.

Day 7 - Took Amtrak to Anaheim.

Day 8 - DISNEYLAND!!! (It doesn't need any further description, because you can't perfect perfection itself)

Day 9 - Universal Studios. Horribly scary Van Helsing Walkthrough Set. Good "Mummy" ride. They updated their jokes, improvement.

Day 10 - California Adventure. Love the rides. Cool effect of Whoppi Goldberg's face in one of the interactive theatres.

Day 11 - DISNEYLAND!!!

Day 12 - Six Flags. One of my favorite theme parks in the world. Closes too early. They sell very soft, but expensive socks.

Day 13 - California Adventure. Saw the best play I've ever seen in my life (Aladdin), and was amazed for the rest of the day. Ate a disgustingly messy snowcone.

Day 14 - DISNEYLAND!!!

Day 15 - Return to reality.

END

Well, there you have it, the random highlights of my wonderful vacation. I still can taste the numerous "Strawberries and Cream"'s I engorged upon, mixed with the delightful cinnamon-y taste of churros. Cheers to the end of a marvelous vacation, and to the invention of the Fastpass!